1. I love your headband, LeVar. Let's collaborate.

    I challenge you to find a person more excited than me about the comeback of metallic headbands. I make an active choice not to wear them in their full, upright position because I prefer not to constrict my ear region with unnecessary pressure. Besides, showcasing your hair is actually the headband’s least important function. I buy them partly to make my hair drawer look more varied and exciting (I like to be prepared for the chance that a hairstyle critic will show up at my door and ask to see my hair accessory collection) and partly because impersonating LeVar Burton is one of my most treasured past times.

    This morning, Lindsay reminded me that one of my best personal abilities is making anti-drug slogans for pre-teens in under 30 seconds. Today’s gem had a subtle hint of girl power attitude: “I’m still hot without pot.” By the time the text had reached Corvallis, I instantly internalized the conviction that I must collaborate with LeVar Burton. He spent 13 years bettering children’s lives through encouraging reading. I’m vaguely certain I’ve seen a billboard or two that say “Reading: the anti-drug,” and I’ve already established that I’m a huge fan, so I think we’re going to be a great team. Yes! This is the way to self-actualization! This is the way to win awards!

    LeVar, I hope you google yourself. Just let me know when you want to do some brainstormin’.

    1 year ago

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