1. WOOPS wore my spandex pants to work again!? SILLY ME.

    I bought a bike last night, which means by next week I’m going to be chastising you for even considering driving, regardless of any lightning or hailstorms or tornadoes. The only two things I’ll talk about are how great Portland is and how crazy the bike in to work was today. I will constantly wear spandex pants and a helmet and when the person in the seat behind me at a lecture asks if I can duck so they can see past my helmet, I’ll say “OH MAN! SILLY ME! I’m just so used to biking that I didn’t even notice I was still wearing my cycling clothes! Isn’t Portland great?” When someone’s not pointing out my helmet, I’ll demand attention by whispering to myself “hm wooo gotta clean my brakes…fill up my waterbottle…” while stroking my bike and occasionally glancing upwards to see if someone will PLEASE ask me about my bike. 

    Shoutout to the Cycling Salon, whose owners happen to be Mladen’s coworkers, our new best friends, and the least annoying bikers I know.   

    1 year ago

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